thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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distraction:

adamtorresismyhomeboy:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

malikortreat:

for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe

well i can cross that off my list of random questions that still bother me

Omg

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triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

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weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:


PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.
1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt3.) Pink snootnose4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul5.) Cat

Reblogging for everyone in the throes of finals right now because I think we could all use a little KITTY

weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:

PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
5.) Cat

Reblogging for everyone in the throes of finals right now because I think we could all use a little KITTY

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local-shop:

punch-a-your-buns:

local-shop:

ewebean:

adrnired:

debbieneedstostrut:

what is the MAGIC

it’s called mochi!

it’s like ice cream in a soft skin!

also, it’s fucking amazing!

This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you see on the outside is powdered sugar so they won’t get sticky. It’s very delicious on a hot day and you can get these at the right self-serve frozen yogurt joints. Unfortunately North America sells one mochiaisu for a dollar and some cents whereas in Japan you can get these by the boxful in any supermarket.

Want it. Nnh

you can make it yourself at home folks! Mochi is really simple to make, all you have to do is take 2 cups rice flower, mix with 1 cup water and 1/2 cup sugar, boil it in a pot or put in a ceranwrap covered bowl and put in microwave for 7 minutes. turn off the heat and stir it until it becomes solid and sticky. Then you can roll it into balls with a little bit of rice flour on top to keep it from being too sticky. Then you can eat it just like that, cover a scoop of ice cream and freeze it to make this, or you can make Strawberry Daifuku which is strawberries and red bean paste (anko) wrapped in mochi. I make it all the time!

Aww damn i gotta do this!!

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

24 Jul 14 @ 6:21 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

pleatedjeans:

20 Hilarious Kid Firsts

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vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

24 Jul 14 @ 4:28 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

lgbthenry:

There is a difference between:

a queer character whose story doesn’t revolve around them being queer

and

a queer character whose story completely ignores the fact that they are queer

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 #Literally me when it comes to Julie Andrews

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rosalarian:

kynelly:

hraesvelgur:

jadelyn:

georgecuntstanza:

extracapsulargundam:

exceptdissent:

perf.

then what do you want us to say

nothing tbh

Have you ever considered NOT assuming women need your commentary on their bodies, and NOT assuming their self-esteem is centered around your judgment of their fuckability factor?

and perhaps if you do feel like complimenting her looks that maybe, just maybe you might want to consider not doing it by putting down other women

a simple “you look really nice today!” is inoffensive, hurts no one, and isn’t sexually charged. go ahead and say that next time you’re thinking of saying anything else to a person.

I was walking down the street in Kansas City a few months ago, and a guy walking past me said “I really like your outfit, it looks nice,” with a genuine smile. And then he kept on moving. I was completely stunned, because it’s so rare to get a real compliment from a stranger that makes me feel good, and this was one. I barely managed to tell him thanks before he was out of earshot.

24 Jul 14 @ 12:42 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

polka-dot-clouds:

I will show this photo to my kids when they don’t believe me

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My Sister Took Things

sixpenceee:

thatthinggggg:

bejeweledbooty:

sixpenceee:

This was just a really good story. 11/10, I’d read it again. 

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OH MY GOD

image

to be honest that’s always my reaction reading half the stories on nosleep and creepypasta 

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Reblog if you kissed a girl and liked it.
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